Thursday, January 4

Story of the Week

You guys are SOOOO spoiled! I give you not one, not two, but THREE posts all in one day ... and I still have not left work! Amazing! This one is a special one becuase I really was bored at lunch, and sorta dozed off during my lunch hour. I receieved some revelation, no, wrong word. Inspiration? Imagination? A little of all the above? Anyway, I put together a nice little fictional piece .. some of which I dreamed about (which part I won't admit to anyone). So enjoy this Story of the Week.

DREAM TRAVELS
She’s wearing the light sundress of yellow and white you notice as you walk over to the table where she is sitting, a setting of tea for two upon the table. You feel a lightness inside as she turns her head to look at you, her dark hair swaying in the breeze of disturbance. A noise from the doorway you are passing grabs your attention and you turn and walk through it.


It’s dark, somewhere in a poorer part of town and you are being chased by a pack of wolves, then it evolves that they are not chasing you, but you are leading them. You head in a direction where the sky is growing darker, and the 2- or 3-story buildings are getting more and more abandoned and decrepit looking. Their howls spur you to a faster pace, when you suddenly turn into a lower casement window opening, where the sheet of plywood has been partially removed.

Suddenly, you are alone, and not a wolf anymore, but a human male, and you are armed with some sort of pistol. You have the feeling that you are being hunted, and are glancing around warily, searching for some way out, or a place to rest defensively for a moment, as you breath is hot and ripping at your lungs. Hunger grabs at your stomach, and the sweat drips from everywhere you have skin exposed. Several slices in the clothes show you minor cuts and bruise, like you have been on the run for awhile. But you are not really on the run, you sense deep inside. You are being hunted.

As you head down a dark hallway, with steam pipes above your head, hanging low enough to make you duck, the first shot ricochets off the wall to your left. Dropping to a crawling position you move forward, slower now than before, but a smaller target, and return fire, blindly into the dark behind you. ‘Cool’, you think. ‘Laser pistol’. A light reflects out of a crawlspace to your left, and you enter it hoping it leads to somewhere safe …

You crawl out of a doghouse. Literally, a doghouse, just like Snoopy would have had. Glancing around you are in some backyard, seemingly middle-class yard. In your hand the pistol is no longer there, being replaced by a chew-bone. You hear some barking from out front, and head through the open gate to the street. Less than a house away, running full speed toward you is a pack of wolves, only larger, with yellow eyes and jaws that are drooling saliva. You turn to run, barely getting a few steps before they are up on and you feel the bite on your neck and things turn gray and mist-like. A brief breeze blows by and you open your eyes.

You look at the dark haired young girl, who is obviously underage, and notice the tightness in the chest and hips of her dress that bring to mind thoughts that you shouldn’t be having. A smile plays across her succulent lips, to which you can only reply in kind. She leans towards you for that one tender moment of a kiss … and you wake up.
Hope you enjoyed.
PeacE

Big post of the Day - Survey results

Well, okay. I am a day early but here are the lame-ass results from the survey. We had seven people nice enough to respond. I know next time it will be something really interesting that’ll I will ask. Results:

2 – Central Indiana
1 – Arizona
1 – Ohio
1 – SE Tennessee
1 – Florida
1 – somewhere North of my work IP address physical address (weird one) LOL

So thanks to those of my esteemed readers that participated. Glad you were here to be entertained for a moment of your busy schedules. I know I can add at least 3 more to the Arizona list, but it is a moot point now. Besides, according to the sitemeter thingy-ma-bob, I know I got people clicking into here from all over the place ... intentionally or not. And the fact I figured out how to read some of the Google references that bring my site up… Beer Can Turkey was a big one over the holiday. Go figure. Another was “Boobies and Beer song”. I never heard of that one, but I know Rodney Carrington has a little clip off one of his albums called “Titties and Beer” that is pretty funny.

Okay, a new year that results in new changes. Everyone likes to do them. So, I thought long and hard about what I would like to change around here, and I decided on the management. Ha! Got ya there! No, I am still in charge. I used to due my Wednesday Story, but lately haven’t been creative, or had any wonderful experiences to share. I would like to continue with this theme though, and will try to get one every Wednesday but I can say for the record now, it may not happen every week. Second, I was thinking about doing some sort of question/poll/survey, but I dunno what I would do them on. Prolly some weird shit that I think would be different, and would actually be perverse … then we all would be like, I ain’t signing my name to that comment/answer. Hey, sounding more and more like an idea now… I will have to stretch my mental capacities and think on it.

Time to get back to doing something constructive here at the office. I have like 3 hours to go until I can get out of here. Y’all spend some time reading some sites off to the right hand side there…

PeacE

Alas! I Have Failed!

Last night at the bar, I broke down and had a few cigarettes. I have no feelings of remorse. No feelings of guilt. Just chalk it up to another thing that was not meant to last long. However, I am back on the smoke-free way as of this morning. I just need to learn to not go to the bar prior to having a stronger will. Yeah, that's it.

I have started "Eldest", the second book in the "Inheritance" series by Paolini. Too bad there is no time frame for the third book to be released. Story of my life.

Damn, I just sound depressing as hell this morning. I think I should go cruise around for awhile to see what happens...

PeacE

Wednesday, January 3

Sometimes work is sooo frustrating!!

It is about 20 minutes til 4pm. I am still sitting here doing nothing. We are supposed to have this dialer making calls and transferring leads to us...starting at 3 so that they will be done by 5:30 and we an get out of here. But today...NOOOOOO. We have no idea when they are going to get them started, and I am not happy. Definately will be late to meet the boys now. Frustrating as hell that no one seems to know WTF they are doing around here... myself included at times.

Alright, I feel a little better bitching about that. Well, not really, but oh well. Can't do anythign else about it....

PeacE

... and still the torture lingers, for how long ....?

Another half day I have made it without a smoke. I lasted only a short while at the bar last night, before I had to leave. At least I was able to get down a few drinks before that happened!

Responses are still coming in (at least 1 today so far) on my survey. I guess I need to be a bit more original in an idea to survey something...like how many use vasaline for sex; on the doorhandle to keep the kids out? Or something like, when ladies shave their legs, do they use short strokes against the grain, or long strokes with the grain? You know, something more thought provoking then where are you located.... Yes, must think more originally.

So, a bit over half the workday is over and once again I am looking forward to heading to the bar for a game of golf tonight. Be my luck I won;t get out of here til late and by the time I make the pub, the buds will be finishing off their drinks and headed home ... and it only being 6'ish. Damn old farts!

Speaking of old farts, I don't think I mentioned that the Reverend Mother helped replace the wonderful sharpened piece of steel I carried around all the time. As poste dpreviously, I had to toss my Dale Jr pocket lockblade, since I was not careful enough to check all my pockets when I had to go to court for a ticket. Well, the Mother brought over NYD a knife that replaces it. Not a bad little deal as it has several additional attachments. In fact I noticed last night I have 2 others just like it. So now I can keep a blade in every room in case I need it to defend myself. Never know when I will need to "cut the cheese" - That's funny I don't care what ya say. ANd yes, Mother, I posted this specifically for you. Sometimes I wonder why she reads here....

Once again I am out of books. Just prior to Xmas, my reading buddy had handed off 3 books to me. One I had read before, the other two I finished last night. At a loss for what to do during lunch today, I came across an Stephen King collection I had not read in while and am re-reading it..." Everything's Eventual". Sucks though when you get halfway through a story and go - 'Oh yeah, this is how it ends'. But it will have to make due until I can figure out what to do. I think I need to go to library and pay my fine and get some books. That, and the Daughter needs to finsh "Eldest" for me to read...though I still have to wait for the third book to be published. The associate that sits next to me at work gave me a book that is self-help in the banking industry. Yee haw. Yeah, I am jumping head over heels to read that one.

Well, this has been a longer post than normal. I am heading out to cruise some sites I haven't been to in awhile. Y'all enjoy and clean up after yourselves.

PeacE

Tuesday, January 2

Every once in awhile ...

... life throws you a good one. Today I found out I am now getting a salary. Well, more of an hourly base, but it is better than just commision on loans. Then of course came the curve ball. We are working on teams of four, and is three are producing consistently well, and the 4th isn't - say termination to #4. Right now I feel that may be myself. I haven't closed anythign as of yet, but hope to have three deals for January. Not a bad start for someone that has never sold a loan before, but still I am worried a bit.

Thanks again to all you fulfilling my "Where are you" Survey. I should have final answers up by Friday, and am still accepting comments, or if you prefer to email me at ralphd00d@aol.com I will be taking answers up til Friday morning. SO get off yer lazy ass and let me know... And I can guess who some of you are... the rest I will just have to blame your country/location. LOL!

I am out for a beer here int he next hour. I am a bit shakey from having no cigerettes for 2 days now. Craving, but still forcing to have none. But the beer... Oh, I think it may help compensate as long as I don't smoke at the bar.... be lots of second hand smoke though.

PeacE

Welp, it has finally arrived ...

... the new year that is. So far I am unimpressed with it, and am debating trading it in for an earlier year, one that I know was good...or that I wouldn't mind seeing again.

Nothing exciting happened over the weekend for me. Spent NYE at my sister's, and came back there the next day for NY lunch that Mom had made. Again I got the quarter from the cole slaw, meaning I am to have a god luck year ... funny that I am just about the one to get it all the time. Good thing everyone hates cole slaw, I guess.

Not too much to gripe about yet today. I am just starting the workday, and feel okay. One of my resolutions was to quit smoking, and so far that has gone well. Maybe that is why I feel different. I am also trying to lose at least 30 pounds in the 1st six months. That will be a chore. No sense in making resolutions to break unless they are big!!

So Happy New Year to y'all ... hope your's starting better than mine.

PeacE