Morning Humor

Some jokes that have come in the e-mail today to wake you up this morning.

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough daytrying to get a stay of execution for a client whowas due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His lastminute plea for clemency to the governor had failedand he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, hiswife started on him about, "What time of night is thisto be getting home? Where have you been? Dinner iscold and I'm not reheating it" And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiarritual, he went and poured himself a double shot ofwhiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in thebathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarksas he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright , had been granted a stay of execution afterall. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must havehad, she decided to go upstairs and give him the goodnews. As she opened the bathroom door, she wasgreeted by the sight of the front of her husband,naked, bent over, drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said. To which he whirled around and screamed,

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER LET UP?!"