I said I wasn't going to do it, but I read this over at Goldbloom's and thought "why not"?
Q. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
A. Geez, Bud. You look like crap.
Q. How much cash do you have on you?
A. $5.00
Q. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
A. bore
Q. Do you label yourself?
A. Only if it has a title of "Studly" or "Manly"
Q. Bright or Dark room?
A. Dark - better to sleep in
Q. Why is there always a missing question?
A. Let's get a beer and philophosize that idea
Q. What does your watch look like?
A. a cell phone
Q. What were you doing at midnight last night?
A. Watching "M*A*S*H*"
Q. Where is your nearest 7-11?
A. Circle K is closer, but 7-11 is about 2 1/2 miles away
Q. What’s a word that you say a lot?
A. A'ight, y'anto
Q. Who told you he/she loved you last?
A. The Wife
Q. Last furry thing you touched?
A. the dog, Spunky
Q. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
A. maybe 1 - not sure
Q. Favorite age you have been so far?
A. 35
Q. Your worst enemy?
A. exercise
Q. What is your current desktop picture?
A. sample pic that came with Windows
Q. What was the last thing you said to someone?
A. That's fine. I'll get to it later.
Q. The last song you listened to?
A. "I think I'll just stay here and drink" - Merle HAggard
Q. What time of day were you born?
A. 10:46 am
Q. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
A. Cuss like a sailor.
Q. Do you consider yourself kind?
A. Majority of the time.
Q. What’s your life’s motto?
A. Well, I will try most things once...
Q. Name three things you have on you at all times
A. keys, wallet, & usually a pocket knife
Q. Can you change the oil on a car?
A. Yes.
Q. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
A. 2+ years
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