I decided I would try to get an early post in today just in case we get to leave early from work - which I doubt, but one never knows. Last week we got off early enough to catch the worst of rush hour traffic. So wonderful.
Let's start out with a joke....
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, 'Who the hell was that?'
'Oh,' replies the husband, 'she's my mistress.' '
Well, that's the last straw,' says the wife. 'I've had enough, I want a divorce.'
'I can understand that,' replies her husband, 'but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours.'
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
'Who's that woman with Jim?' asks the wife.
'That's his mistress,' says her husband.
'Ours is prettier,' she replies.
No major plans for the weekend. A friend is having a poker party Saturday night that I will probably attend. Maybe even see if the Wife will go and drive me home afterwards. Sunday there is no Nascar race officially. They are down in Mexico City, so it is not a sanctioned race. I figure I will get the boys back out to the train yards this Sunday and let them ride for awhile.
Okay, I am off for the time being. I need to do my blog reads, and see about getting a little bit of work done.
PeacE
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