Sunday, November 7

Warming Up the Anal Lube

My stomach is in knots and hurts like hell. What started out as a good weekend has just gone to shit.

This afternoon, my oldest son starts coughing a bit. His temperature is 100.7 and he felt bad enough that he actually went and laid down early this evening. The Wife gave him some cough medicine to help. Then a few hours later, the middle son starts to cough. I don't know if it is sympathy coughs, or he is coming don with the same thing.

We had just got the boys to bed a short time ago, and the Wife was going through the bills to get them paid. This is where it starts hurting....

Opened our current Verizon bill, for our cell phones. First, she opened a notice stating we owe almost $1500. We're both like WTF?!? No explanation, just a "Due Now" notice. She locates the actual current billing and it has the same amount. HUH?! Reviewing it, it turns out it is the daughter's phone that is causing this billing issue. The Wife and daughter had gone in over a month ago, to the actual store, to replace the daughter's phone as it wasn't working properly. As usual, they did not have the exact model she had, but had an equivalent. Also, since the cell phone plan in place was previously from when it switched from Alltel (supposedly - though we had been in twice and changed plans to Verizon ones since) they had to re-adjust her plan.

So, last billing, things were normal. This month, suddenly, the plan is not set up the way it was to be done from their visit, and we have a balance due of $1500. I am just fucking livid, and know I cannot do anything until tomorrow... and even then have to wait for the Wife to get off work to go with me to the store as I have no idea what plan they set up specifically. So another 20 hours of dealing with this. Wife is on the phone with the daughter telling her to chill on the texting until we get this straightened out... as even the # of texts she did last month would have exceeded the plan they set up .... Fuck, I don't know what to do at this point. $1500 is alot for damn cell phone bill.

Now the older son has complained it is starting to hurt as he breathes. The Wife thinks he may be coming down with the respiratory flu. She and I both have had our shots, but with three boys, it is still going to run rampant in the household.

Just a fucked up, screw me in the ass thing. Life was getting too nice for me I guess.

PeacE

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