What a busy week for me. I have already put in close to 50 hours this week since the damn battery in the car is giving me problems. I still ain't got that damn positive line off the battery, and I am just letting it sit until Saturday when I have time to deal with it. By the time I get home int he evenings now, it's too dark to mess with trying to get it off.
So, since I ain't got nothing but business and bitching to do this week, here's some funnies I got through the mail....
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable
little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes.
She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said,
"what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"
The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to
come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it
just one more time."
Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"
The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest
thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with
her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag.
The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says,
"Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking cookies!"